Mama's back!!

Hee actually this is suppose to be my long time post. But I chose to post it now!! Mama Regine is back!! With a lot of shopping bags, a hot body (tan) and a smile! No boys, no boys!!

Going to Beijing later. Packing everything I could find that can keep me and my new tan warm. ;)

I just called Marcetta. What is wrong I heard?

Here is what I'm going to bring to Beijing :

My sunblock. (I have too much cells dead after tanning.)

I bought a new LV bag when I was in the LV Store in Orchard road!

My lipstick (I love Bobbi Brown's lipsticks. The corals looks goooooddd.)

My LV bag of course!

My coat.

My socks, lots of them! In case it gets cold.

Beijing Olympics makes me excited.

I have never went to China. I heard from Mey Lee that the people in China eat dogs? Is this real? I can't eat dogs! I have a Chihuahua, Kite and a kitten, Meow. Meow is my fat cat. I bought it for $100. Kite costs $500. I got them from a pet shop.

Eeeeeew I hate people eating cats, dogs and insects. Can you be less dirrrty?!

I am not going to find any boy there. Because I have this incident in Thailand...I'll tell later.

May I have fun in Beijing?

Fun for me. No gifts for you. :)

Regine.

It's Thai!

My trip to Thailand is a real good one. I got many many cheap things there. The clothes are so cheap!
Can you believe that 100baht is only SGD 5?!That's how cheap it is in Thailand. The clothes are nice. I don't get ma boys. :(
Thai boys are cute, but I think dating shopping is better now.:)
I got some nice clothes from this brand Choc from Thailand. (It's nice!!!)
Ok. I need rest. Going out again later. :)
Wish me happy Thai-ing!!!
Sawaadeeka me to Thai.!!!

I love it here!!!!!!!

I just sat the plane at 5.00 morning. Jenn and Cheng Yi wake me up using their screams.
Lazy lady!!!Wake up!!!
I don't wake up.
Your Thai boys are waiting for you......phee wittt!!!
I wake up as soon as I can.
Where?!!Where?!!
They just smile at me.
I is going crazy you know. I think I mix with too many muchie Chinese people. I ai ai you girls!!Is AI love?I hope I'm correct.
Sorry Chinese people. I'm just saying about my friends.
I walk out of the bed with my bra and underwear on. Victoria's Secret. No play play!! I feel SO much better now.
I put on my favourite bikini. (I'm so happy I got my bikini shave!!!!) Sexy hot body. Then I put my favourite pink shirt from this nice shop in Jurong. I wear a short short Hawaii skirt. I looks so pretty. (Self-loved) I put on my fake eyelash (To get some Thai boys!!) I take my bags and ticket and take a taxi to the airport. I'm so happy the taxis in Singapore knows how to respect. When I'm in New York, and I have no money(Forgot to bring), I ask the taxi driver if I can pay him back when I see him next time. Know what he tell me?
Lady!!!Get out of my car!!!Or just do something...SHOW ME YOUR BREAST!!!!
I just show him. (I'm drunk) Later he keep on looking at my breast part. Soooooo....FUCKING stupid!!!!!
Ok...I want to go down play water sports. And get some boys.;)

Packing for Thailand!

Girls, And the Boys,
Please can you help me pack for my trip to Thailand?It's my first trip there. Surprise right?I always go to Hong Kong, Dubai and China. (I like China...even if the boys there are not so hot!Sorry China boys.Regine loves you, but you're just...not hot for me yet.) Thailand...looks like a very hot place. Thai...Land...I am this girl who likes to gamble and go drunk. So please tell me if I can do well in Geography? Geography do not need to be good because I get to get a Thai boy!!;) Bring one back for myself! Sorry Pete. Your darling is going to get a Thai boy. ;)
I put this things in my bag. I pack three bags. Cheng Yi ask me to bring two. Who cares. One is still small. One LV carrier bag, one Prada messenger bag and one Cecile straw bag. I feel so proud!I pack in :
-My hot red lipstick from CD.
-My sunblock (Tanning sunblock)
-My tanning lotion (I will bring back a hot body...and a hot boy!!!!!!!)
-My airplane ticket
-My handphone
-My bikini (Ten of it!!!!Need to wear them everyday....)
-Clothes
What more? I want the Thai boys to know me as... "That cute hot lady with her yellow polka dot bikini...." Ok...Red hot bikini. Not polka dot. :)

Lucky Lucky Lucky

Busy times. Exams. This is fecking stupid!!! Fecking is my new word for fucking. I like it. :)
After my stupid fecking exams, I went to some local shopping supermarket to shop. I bought some cute pointed red heels from Prada. I want to show it to my university friends that I have this red-hot thing in me. ;)
Got my new handphone. From Motorola. I love Motorola handphones. They are very nice and hot!I got a bright pink Razr. I change the skin to make it..more of me! I love bright hot pink now because I think it suits me. I am hot. I am cute. I am very into the trends. So it's very for me. :)
Shut up Regetta. I know you will say.."Ooooo Regine!!That's so RICH of you" You're in Indonesia now, biatch. Enjoy there! Wishing you well.
I just take some pictures using my handphone. I don't know if they will show here clearly. I want to buy the limited edition Armani handphone. I like Armani. Please make me your daughter Giorgio!I would!
Got home after that fecking exam. Change my long sleeve sweater to a speggheti. I love spegghetis. Makes me feel so much nicer. Cheng Yi called me. (Sorry darling, I don't know how to spell your name!) She want me to follow her out on a trip using Singapore Airlines. To Thailand. She want to shop. Cheap things, she said. When I ask, "Hot boys?" She said yes. This makes me smile. Now, Thai Boys, say Hello to Regine boys!!!
Might come home with a hot Thai boy.;)

WTF?!!Part 1.

WTF?! She again?!
I just saw her. Again. I just feel like walking to her , and tell her.
"AH MOI!!(Name not here because I find her name horrible) GET LOST YOU IDIOT!!"
I think I'm going to kill her if she follows me again. Such a .. (Sorry, mixed with too many people who acts and talks like this. AH MOI is some word I learn from Say Inn.) Thank you, Say Inn.
At first I thought Ah Moi is a name. Then I think, is it porridge? Because a few weeks ago when I went to Penang in Malaysia, I ordered porridge. Duck porridge. It was nice! Very very nice. Penang has great food. (I agree with you , Hilda.) Then..
GIRL : What would you like to eat?
ME : Ok..let me see. Chicken porridge, no? Duck porridge then!
GIRL : Ok..
She then shouts to this lady in some lango I think is Hokkien.
"Che leh oua ..ark moi!!"
I don't understand. What Ark moi? Che leh oua?
ME : Lady!!lady!!
I pulled her hand.
GIRL : Yes!! Yes!!
ME : I am a tourist here. Please can you tell me what did you just say?
GIRL : Say?
ME : The Ceh Leh Oua thing? I need help because I don't understand.
GIRL :OH Oh. Ceh leh means ONE. Oua means bowl. Ark moi means duck porridge.
ME : Oh thanks.
People here are so nice. Thank you coffee shop lady.
Now back to my story. That idiot girl. Such a phang in the arse!
I know her through Regetta. In the club. Clubbing is the place to meet horrible people, for me now. She..SHE!! Fucking daughter of a ...
She pretend to be my friend. We are friends for two weeks. Yes two weeks. Two weeks she copied my look, my dress, my all.. Now I know why she acts so nice to me. Because that fucking idiot wants to follow me!!I don't care if you follow me , but I care when you backstab me. Don't lie about me behind my back you Mother Fucker!!
First, when we go shop together. She followed me and bought the same shirt as me. Why?
Oh. My momma's birthday. I want to buy for her.
Hell? Your mother wears clothes from Topshop?! She's 51? So young and trenday!!
Your mother wears NEON?! Or you? Don't lie you backstabber!!
And I believe her at first, till that day when we went to the bar together, she wore it!!
ME : Isn't that for your mum?!
HER : Since when did I say it's for my mum?!
Bloody....
ME : Oh. It looks wonderfully UGLY on you...
SHE : Really? Thank you!!
And she thinks I like it!!
After that, she bought green contact lenses!! WHY?!
I realise green suits my skin. My eyes looks so pretty now. Pretty?! You..you..YOU..!!!
Such an... I hate you!! Then,
that f... bought the same SAME pants as me!! Low cut jeans from Edwin.
Why?!
I want to make my butt bigger.
Shit you. Bigger?! Your butt is too big already LADY!!
She copy a lot!! A hell lot. Stupid girl.
Now I'm at my friend's party. Scarlette , Keith, Regetta, Say Inn, May Pinn, Pete and a lot more of My friends are there. And there she is, wearing a horrible tan. Horrible hair. (My hair. Good on me. Ugly on her.) She dye the same color as mine! DIE I mean. She die. Damn you. You idiot , go back to your party-animal and be Britney Spears!!I'm throwing my sexy-party alcohol girl to the good girl.
She's wearing that shirt. That neon shirt I love. She backstab me. Call me a a..I don't want to say it. It just....Friends would not Do that!!
I walk to her, looks at her from up to down. I'm not being horny. Say...
Oh Hey Ivea, nice ugly shirt you have. It's in the 90s right? SOOO Out of timing?
I laugh my sexy laugh, took my martini, and...
ACCIDENTALY pour them at her chest area.
She screams ... Like I did something bad to her.
Regine!!!!Why YOU?!
I looks at her. I don't want to fight.
What's that on your shirt?!
Looks at my empty martini glass...
Is that mine?!
My hands on her shirt, I pretend to clean it for her. Making it worse. Ha-ha.
Sorry Ivea. Couldn't make it better...
I show her my sad look. She screams again. Walks out of the party. People stare at me. I smile at them. Scarlette went to me and said I'm being too mean. I don't think so, Scarr. You're being too nice. Ivea,this is what you get for copying and saying bad things about me behind me.
I won't let you go easy.

I lovezzz imm

I loves him.
(A new word I learn from Tressa today.)
I thought is I love him? Why I loves him? And the way she pulls her lovezzzzz, it's almost like a bee! This is not the real reason why I'm posting this today.
Pete. (Call me Pete-crazy. I'll thank you. It's the best compliment ever!) Or even better, call me Pete-Desperate.
I, Regine , am desperate for my love for Pete. Pete I loves you! You loves me? I sound like deep shit. I don't care. I'm going all out for him!
Today I took YP out for a drank. We drink and drink and drink. And this idiot at the bar came to me, touched my butt and "Sexy, want a drank?" I shoot him this, I'm drunk. "Hot girls with asses like mine won't ever date boys with faces like yours!" He look hurt. But who cares? He is so rude, touching me without permission. Now's my turn! That idiot walked away without answering me. YP had a hell of time laughing. Serves that idiot right.
I am so into him. Pete. P P P P P. I lovess himms. Hims don't cares abouts mes. I is sad. Pete oh Pete.
Anyway, Michelle and I booked a hotel stay in Bali this summer! It's going to be so fun! I'm going to wear my bikini and soak under the sun. Yeah!